|On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...|
For all Xmas 2011 orders I've been throwing in 2 starter sheets of Lightweights reflectors worth $10, handy for blinging up your bike, helmet, shoes ...
|... NOT another Bed, Bath & Beyond voucher for stuff I already got!|
|Not one of those generic round tins of shortbread cookies everyone gives away ...|
|Not something made by underpaid elves working in sweatshop conditions ...|
|... but a Traffic Cone Bag in a pear tree!|